Dragon Tour
Dear SPARKLE MAG!
I have joined the ranks of the working man society and have started my iliad through the lush piney forests of the mid eastern coast of the US of A.
Today was my first day of work and I landed my self in Raleigh, North Carolina. This job requires us to be in a lot of places in short amounts of time, so we sort of never know where “here” is. This showed it self last night when we were watching television and this baptist television show came on. We were dumbfounded, and I said, “Well, this is Virginia…” Actually, this is North Carolina, we were in Virginia yesterday.
The day was hard. We lugged around posters and I avoided direct eye contact with\ a flirty 19 year old college freshman girl. Our giant truck requires blood to survive and does all it can do to reach its blood projections. Today, Larry bled.
After working a 13 hour day, Larry Lawless and I went to a grocery store that sort of sounds like “Kruger”. I had a really weird experience where I asked two people in what aisle they have ramen noodle soup. Both times they looked directly at me and then turned around. Granted, I was dressed in a rainbow polka-dot t-shirt, that I bought from a dollar bin thrift store in Austin. So yes, maybe i looked faggy but still, give some respect to the homo.
Dazzling flashing lights
-lazy tuna.
