Man apparel.
Dear Sparkle Mag,
Recently I had a discussion with a friend about whether or not meggings were acceptable — meggings — you know, man leggings. See below:
Of course, the world of meggings is far and wide. The above example is less offensive than what I am about to show you below:
Regardless your feelings on the matter, I think we can agree on two basic meggings principles:
1) Outline of male member should be obscured in meggings
2) The meggings wearer should avoid wearing tacky sweaters
3) You should avoid looking like a medieval cartoon while wearing meggings
I don’t think that body size even matters. Even if a guy is a little overweight, it is likely he still has good legs.
However, this doesn’t settle the question: is it ever appropriate to wear meggings, even if you look good in them?
Most would say no. Many people think that men should be modest and keep their packages hidden, as is the prevailing attitude in the United States with the Speedo. It is true: a male crotch is an elaborate thicket of sex, and when on display, it causes social dysfunction.
But is what is acceptable in the female world any better? Like… yoga pants?
Next week we’ll discuss manties. Good night.
Love,
Slutsky LaBeef
